Now ace you know General is counting sheep this time of night...you shouldn't send this to him for the following reasons:
1. These things tend to get his blood presasure up.
2. If his cook see's this she will beat the Shite out of him.
3. With no cook he will have to ride to McDonalds on his bike to pick up Egg McMuffins.
After viewing his posts today, I have come to the determination that the cook must be out of town for the day, so I figured I was safe and also I wanted to leave him something incase he had some morning wood to chop.